Archive for February, 2019

Um, No. Not True. Not By A Mile.

18 February 2019


“The America I see values basic human decency, not snatching children from their parents or turning our back on refugees at our border. Americans know that’s not right. The American people understand plainly that this makes us an embarrassment. The American people know, overwhelmingly, that it is not right. That it is not who we are.” —Joe Biden

So, this ex-senator from Delaware – a tiny little state on the east coast having less than 0.3% of the US population, the entirety of which, undoubtedly, never cast a vote for him – has ordained himself as “speaker for the American people”; the latest pretender to the seat of “the grand arbiter of the American conscience.”

Joe, I offer that you have absolutely no idea what the American people might know; you’ve had so little to do with us rabble for so long. You barely have knowledge of what’s going on in your insular little liberal democrat world. Frankly, after listening to you prattle on about this or that over the years, I have suspicions that you’re only barely sentient, let alone aware of any reality that might be taking place around you.

And what is it with you – and that jackass you served under before you – campaigning for the presidency in a foreign country? I’m aware of the propensity for your party to venture outside of the USA in search of votes – up to and including the River Styx – but this is beyond the pale. Germans do not elect American presidents – at least not those whose names aren’t followed by a “d”.

And what moron invites such a dullard to speak? And about what, exactly? You’ve built nothing. You’ve done nothing, frankly, but flap along on the coattails of The Øne. You’ve been a politician almost as long as you’ve been a lawyer – you’ve done exactly NOTHING. So what’s the attraction? Are we next going to read about some huge donation to some farcical Biden foundation, followed by a revelation that we just gave control to some important resource to a foreign power bent on our destruction? What could you POSSIBLY offer a security conference?!

Can anyone answer? Anyone? Bueller?

I didn’t think so…

Pateratic

No, Idiot. Immigration laws make them criminals…

13 February 2019


“…because of the president’s zero-tolerance policy that has turned everyone, regardless of their record, into a criminal. For example, if you cross the border undocumented, [Trump] has now made you a criminal. If a person has a driving while under the influence violation, he is now making that, saying that’s criminal.” —Sen. Bob Menendez

Can anyone explain to me how someone who knows so little about US laws can be legislator? C’mon, Bob! Get up to speed! READ the law! When they chose to cross the border illegally (that’s what crossing the border “undocumented” is: crossing in contravention of the law), they become a criminal in no less of a manner than when you, little Bobby, steal a candy bar from the Senate commissary when no-one is looking (hypothetically speaking, of course).

And just you try going into Canada with a DUI on your record. Uh-huh. They won’t let you in.

Once again: you’ve opened your mouth and proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that most five-year-olds have a better grasp of the law than do you. Thank you for being consistent in an ever-changing world.

Pateratic

Which Side Of The Face Said That?

11 February 2019

“We have a moral responsibility to protect God’s creation for generations to come. That is why today, we named members to the Select Committee on the Climate Crisis.” —House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Hey! How about we act on our moral responsibility to protect future generations first, you disingenuous harpy?

Out of one side of your hypocritical face, you spout how we need to protect God’s creation for future generations, and out of the other you condemn those same generations to death, up to and including the moment of birth.

The democrat party is a farce, epitomized by the likes of pelosi, schumer, sanders, warren, omar, tlaib, ocasio-cortez, northam, cuomo… With platforms that force a culture of death, how can any Christian claim to be a democrat? As a party, you are disgusting enough. As individuals, you are worse…

Remember, people: they’re not our leaders. Nor are they our betters. They’re supposed to be our representatives. If they aren’t representing, vote ’em out. Recalls send an even more powerful message…

Pateratic

You’re Tired? YOU’RE TIRED?!

4 February 2019


“I think a lot of black folks are tired of apologies and talking,” – Wes Bellamy, a councilman in Charlottesville, Virginia, who has worked for the removal of Confederate statues in the city.

Well, Wes, old bean: we are even more tired of the race-baiting. We’re tired of the whining cries for “reparations” and the generalizations that come about when someone or other is “exposed” as a racist for some long past or imagined “crime” of having done something which is politically intolerable today.

Look, I’m no fan of Northam – but not because, as a stupid 23 year old, he chose to go to a party in blackface; but because of his stance on infanticide. Oddly, this s apparently the same reason why this photo suddenly burst on the fore – someone took offense to his stance on infanticide and decided to “take him down” using that incredibly effective tool of the left: the race card. And, frankly, I hope it’s effective, though I would prefer that his stance on infanticide would have been enough – and enough to take out
Kathy Tran as well.

Quite frankly, Wes, I see someone dressing in blackface no more offensive than someone dressing as a ninja, or an Indian or a saltine cracker. What if someone white kid idolizing, say, Harriett Tubman wants to dress as her for Halloween, just as people who idolize Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Albert Einstein, or any other famous person have for, in some cases, centuries? Would that get your racial dander up, sir? Is honoring someone through imitation enough to raise the hue and cry of racism all the time? I often quote Dr. Martin Luther King. George Washington Carver is one of my heroes. I’m white. Does that somehow make me racist? If not: how is “appropriating” someone’s intellect any different from appropriating any other facet of their being, including skin tone?

And why can’t people seem to rise above the victim-hood of generations past? No-one alive today was ever a legal slave in the United States. And no-one alive today was a legal slaveholder. Further, most of those responsible for the most egregious post-civil war civil rights violations are also dead or dying. So why do you insist on keeping this alive? Why can’t we, as a culture, just look at a decades-old photo like this one, mutter “idiot” under our breath, and THEN GET ON WITH LIFE, instead of trying to exact some form of vengeance for a perceived slight against our race?

And this statue thing, Wes: how do you think removing the history of an event will work to the betterment of anyone? What an asinine waste of people’s talent, and of our money: the destruction of art. Should they tear down the pyramids in Egypt? The Egyptians were HUGE on slavery throughout their history. How about the remaining Greek and Roman ruins? Them, too. Incan or Mayan ruins? Where should we draw the line, Wes?

I realize that this whole treatise is, frankly, a waste of my time. “Racism” will continue to be at the fore as long as someone can profit from screaming it. And profit from it, they do: whether it be through POWER in pressing the issue during elections (but doing nothing, really, relative to it while in office), or just the lucre of “reparations”, discrimination lawsuit settlements, the “preferred class” aspect of affirmative action, etc. (Frankly, I’d be more offended if someone were hiring me on the basis of “quotas” and skin color than on their expectations for my abilities….)

Ah, well. I know you’re tired of apologies, Wes, but I find I must offer you yet another. I apologize for a society that foments an attitude toward racism through which you, a person elected to office at a young age; a talented man, who can stand on his own credentials and accomplishments, still somehow feels slighted by a 36 year old photograph. Or by a 150 year old statue…

-Pateratic