Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

For Valentine’s Day…

13 February 2012
Free, for a limited time...

Even Barack the Destroyer wants a copy.

Ah, spring is on the horizon! Love is in the air! November is raging in on us like a thundering snail…

In this, the famed and elusive Øbama Recovery, free generally means we can’t afford it. But take heart, faithful reader! Friend and fellow conservative blogger Stilton Jarlsberg of Hope ‘n Change Cartoons is offering his ebook, The Øbama Sutra, free for one day – so pop over to his site on Valentines day, and download yourself a heapin’ helpin’ of Hopey Changey luv. Hope ‘n Change cartoons. It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave…

-Pateratic

World’s Greatest Ventriloquist

31 January 2012

I can't even see its lips move...

I’m sure that if I were to open a poll asking you to give your opinion of  the world’s greatest ventriloquist, I would see names such as Edgar Bergen of Charlie McCarthy fame. Or Jeff Dunham with his menagerie of characters. Or, perhaps, Terry Fator and his cool singing puppets…

But what about Øbama’s teleprompters? I mean, look at the absolute control they have over that puppet? And, with most ventriloquists, you can at least see their throats working as they make their dummy speak. Not the teleprompters – nary a twitch!

Incredible. Clearly, they are the world’s best ventriloquist team.

-Pateratic

This means war?!

14 September 2011

There’s been much ado in the conservative press about The 0ne not condemning Hoffa’s inflammatory comments at a Detroit Labor Day gathering. 0bama claims to not have heard the comments, and I believe him! It is doubtful Hoffa’s comments were flashed upon The Teleprompter of The United States as they were made, so there is really no way 0bama could have been aware of them. Just sayin’…

TOTUS

0bama, with his most trusted advisor

-Pateratic